Hii internet.

Dunno what to say really.
I'm a charity director now. yay.
I'm still failing at school. yay.
I'm happy. I think. yay?
I'm going to Reading festival with the awesomest person ever. yayyay.
I think I'm slightly screwing up a relationship :/ We'll see. yay? O_o
You're amazing, internet. I love you :) Don't forget that.
Recently;
I've been twittering.
I've been a bit overzealous facebooking.
I've even started using myspace a bit.
Oh, and I'm going to do some youtube vids and see how they go.

Internet, I aim to get 7 A*s at GCSE. You know it aint gonna happen, and so do I. But, what I want you to do is tell me to work if you see me online.

I was a bit annoyed yesterday. I couldn't go out. Not because I was grounded. Not because I'm crippled (I'm not, btw). Not because my parents are lazy, and not because the busses were on strike.
No. Yesterday, I couldn't get anywhere because some loudmouthed racist cow decided to die and have her funeral just down the road. I never liked Jade Goody, I had no more sympathy for her when she had cancer than I do for anyone else who has cancer, I still don't like her, and EVEN WHEN SHE'S FECKING DEAD, she still managed to piss me off. How the fuck is that possible?

I have also taken to setting fire to any copy of the Daily Mail that I find, because it's a SHIT NEWSPAPER. Ironically, it's not even good at wiping SHIT after a messy toilet evening. No - before you ask - I have not attempted to wipe my arse with the Daily Mail. My arse deserves better.

It's two years since I started this blog, and I'm glad I did. It's given me somewhere to plonk things, which is cool. I might move all my stuff to a different blog when I get my website sorted out (after the exams, fear not), but I'll keep y'all updated, like

Oh, and am I the only person that thinks that 4 year olds could argue more intelligently than most of our politicians?

love. <3