Well, it's 3am on a Saturday morning and I can't sleep. So what better thing to do than to dig up an old blog

This mornings rant is about chavs.
Basically, sitting on a train back from London Liverpool Street, with a rather loud Manchesterian on my left, and an old women on my right who wouldn't stop prodding me with her umbrella, I was thinking "This can't get much worse ..." Thirty seconds later, we pull into Bethnal Green Station ... "It's platform 5 bruv!"
"Nah man! It's blates platform 1 innit!"

Me "Oh great".

"Man, we'll see yeah?!"
"Exxxactly man! And you'll be sorry you ever opened your mouth Innit!"

On they get with their trousers round thier knees and hoodies up, they sit down at the other end of the carriage (thankfully) and promptly whip their phones out especially to treat the whole carriage to some obscenely bad ....Music? ... to be honest, I don't really class rap as music. 
We had to endure this for the whole journey back to Chingford.

At my school, one has to be very careful to talk in words of twp sylabylls or less, just to prevent confusion.

What annoys me, is the sheer lack of basic intelligence or common sense. I mean surely, their parents can't actually proud of them? Maybe they have their ASBOs framed and pinned on the wall at home - a certificate of acheivement, becuase, let's face it, it's just about the only thing they ever will acheive. Understandably, the majority of "chavs" are brought up in slightly less desirable areas, due to a lack of money (yet they still manage to walk around in Nike tracksuits and wave their new flip phones in the air), but that's no reason to be thick!
I mean, the teenage pregnancy rate says it all really. Highest in Europe. The mentality here seems to be:

"what's 4 +2?"
"Dunno... Wanna fuck?"

Oh, and the amount of ways in which you can disrespect a chav is unbeleivable. Although, my response when such matters do arise is normally :

"respect you? I'll respect you when you start showing some basic repect for the use of the english language"
 
to which I get

"you disrespecticng me bruv?"

"... Y  e  s ..."

The level of stupidity that chavs show actually makes me ashamed to be a teenager, or, indeed British. For instance, a certain female in my geography class in year seven thought that Belguim was the Capital of France... I'm sorry, but to be that stupid, it isn't a case of "not listening in class", you've actually got to try your very hardesy to be stupid, to acheive this.

So, I ask, why do we tolerate these people? Seriously, can we not just make stupidity a crime and shoot them on the spot?